
5. someone you're not friendly with tries to "address" you passive-agressively in a post, but still lacks the balls to @ you. Be about it! And don't delete in retrospect. SMH.
4. you create a second account to add privatized people you secretly want to spy on. Stop now.
3. your significant other is nowhere to be found, except on Twitter, and his douchebag friends insist on giving up-to-the-date specs on how many fly females there are, wherever they're at.
2. wack artists only follow you to provoke you for a reply. BLOCKED!
1. people think that it's the sole way to get in contact with you professionally. Stop being lazy!
(Feel free to add your own in the comments!)

3 comments:
you know twitter is a problem when you're on a date & the other person is twittering about how bored they are or how bad the food is. why tell twitter world first before telling your date?
also, TWRKERS - twitter lurkers?
thank the lawrd for privacy settings. :D
if i could like this, like on facebook, i would.
And when somebody is playing you and Twittering you about it before they've come out to you?
Oooh, that's some bullshit!
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