Another reason to stab your colonizer: Dirt Cookies.
Poor Haitians Resort To Eating Dirt
When I was prego, I craved ice chips and the smell of Pine-Sol, which my girl Faith told me was a mild form of pica. But after reading the story, I am not buying that load of crap that dirt cookies are actually good for pregnant women in third world slums. I mean, rich broads around the world are getting 24K gold leaf facials, smearing $300 La Mer algae-infused cream on their asses and people are supposed to believe that mud is good for antacid and calcium. Someone please donate the Tums they have chillin' in the back of their medicine cabinet! People will try to convince the poor of the illest shit to fund their greed. This disgusts me.
Dirt cookies are for boys who pick on you in grade school, not mothers trying to nourish their newborn.
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